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Your Name: sdf
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Your Name: gemita
Your Caption: susan is wearing the same jacket, slut!

Your Name: pretty in pink
Your Caption: this drink... make me feel... i can see... colors everywhere

Your Name: dave2006
Your Caption: ooh shiney!

Your Name: clovis
Your Caption: Oh Frank has never looked hotter!

Your Name: MaliceNightmares
Your Caption: Who... the fuck...put... pepto bismol in in water?!

Your Name: Bubbles
Your Caption: What do u mean its time for me to settle my bar tab??

Your Name: Brad_fan
Your Caption: "Richard! What in the bloody hell are you doing in my dress!?"

Your Name: Summers
Your Caption: Ooohhhh. I'm old.

Your Name: Rocky Horror
Your Caption: What did you call me??????????

Your Name: Rocky Horror
Your Caption: What did you call me??????????

Your Name: JN
Your Caption: What Did Frank Tell You About ME?!

Your Name: hyvdf
Your Caption: wegf

Your Name: Rob-N-Furter
Your Caption: Since RHPS, Pat Quinn has become a bitch wit olives for eyes.

Your Name: Phantom
Your Caption: Who's bloody Carrot Top?

Your Name: Sam
Your Caption: "oooo maybe that lime has gone through my system to quick!"

Your Name: Jeremy
Your Caption: Yes, we are proud of our son carrot top.

Your Name: Chell
Your Caption: "Oooh am I really wearing orange pleather?"

Your Name: Emmy
Your Caption: *refering the the made eyes of Pat* "CAPTAIN SCARLET THIS IS THE VOIE OF THE MYSTERONS!"

Your Name: riffsmindflip
Your Caption: "Oh! Another drink....I shall use my eyes to draw it closer....and my orangey-ness!"

Your Name: Riff-Raff
Your Caption: Who knew limes gave you laser vision?

Your Name: roxie
Your Caption: I wonder why the ice tastes like meatloaf?

Your Name: Summers
Your Caption: Damn, I DO look like a leather handbag.

Your Name: stefanie
Your Caption: ahh you stuck your finger up my butt!

Your Name: lizzi invisigoth
Your Caption: mst's bouncing boobies!!! oooohhhhh.....

Your Name: Strawberry
Your Caption: "Richard took my shoes? Ooooooh, I'm TELLING!"

Your Name: Myk Ciapusci
Your Caption: How dare you claim I was EVER sober...

Your Name: Frnknfrtr
Your Caption: Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner....

Your Name: KC
Your Caption: VODKA!!!!

Your Name: Red
Your Caption: What do you mean orange is last season?

Your Name: Joey Lee
Your Caption: Oooh. Twinkies...

Your Name: JD
Your Caption: o rly?

Your Name: Linus
Your Caption: These contacts do not match my outfit!

Your Name: Andy
Your Caption: oooo i never knew things could go there...

Your Name: Bill
Your Caption: MORE DRUNK PAT! MORE DRUNK PAT! MORE DRUNK PAT!

Your Name: Janet
Your Caption: Is this Janet dressed as Rocky or the other way around?

Your Name: A Regula Columbia Fan
Your Caption: Well... The Bloody Drink took me by suprise... So much so that I now have the Devil's eyes!

Your Name: cl_wazere
Your Caption: "Oooooh! I can totaly taste the rum in that!"

Your Name: Becky S
Your Caption: Was that Dr Frank-N-Furter naked??

Your Name: Swatter
Your Caption: (dude in back) I can't believe you did that (Orangy) Oh come now...You liked it didn't you?

Your Name: Lozzy
Your Caption: *catches sight of self in mirror* OH SHIT

Your Name: Grace
Your Caption: They're closing the bar?! MOVE!

Your Name: Trixie Horror
Your Caption: O RLY?

Your Name: Trixie Horror
Your Caption: O RLY? NO WAI!!1

Your Name: JN
Your Caption: What did Rocky Was Low?

Your Name: The Lady of the Lake
Your Caption: Shit! My clit earring got caught on the seat cushion!

Your Name: jazza
Your Caption: mmm... poison toads...

Your Name: abby franklin
Your Caption: what did you just say about my brother

Your Name: megs
Your Caption: she wears yellow, a lot. ooo yummi rasberry lemonade

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Your Name: megs
Your Caption: u kno that drink has alcohol in it. i would kno i'm irish too.

Your Name: Mistress
Your Caption: she just caught sight of frank's fantastic ass

Your Name: Courtney DuH!
Your Caption: That lime seems out of place...

Your Name: SP fan
Your Caption: She's gone from eatin lemons on ppls legs to limes in all the wrong places

Your Name: Trenton Bulat
Your Caption: 'And he's the sucess he is today after changing his name from cous-cous'

Your Name: Me
Your Caption: And this is Simon Cowell AFTER the face-lift...

Your Name: Daniel immersi
Your Caption: KAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Name: Me
Your Caption: Paula: "Hey Randy, what are you having tonight?" Randy: "Meat Loaf, Dawg!"

Your Name: devils_daughter
Your Caption: i would do any thing for love but i wont sing that!

Your Name: devils_daughter
Your Caption: i would do any thing for love but i wont sing that!

Your Name: Amber
Your Caption: I'll SHOW you what happens when you try to eat me for dinner again, bitches!

Your Name: Tater'Salad
Your Caption: Paula has moved on from mean ole' SImon Cowell, she needed MORE man!

Your Name: Trixie Horror
Your Caption: Randy, Get your finger outof my face or im going to bite it off!

Your Name: Trixie
Your Caption: *not a caption but a question* wehn we are posting the caption we see an american idol picture but when it shows us what we've posted it goes to a pic of pat quinn. WTF? <3

Your Name: ^ Answering Trixie
Your Caption: Not sure, babe. Cosmo probably hasn't removed all the old comments yet...I'm sure he'll get around to fixing it. :)

Your Name: erin
Your Caption: this guy look scaryer than simon

Your Name: Trixie
Your Caption: in response to who answered me. thank hun. your probly right. haha i love how were having a convo in this thing. go us! lol. i think i shall continue the convo. are you on the forum?

Your Name: Cassandra
Your Caption: The other white meat!

Your Name: ^ Answering Trixie AGAIN!
Your Caption: Sure am. My dear, what's your screen-name? I'd love to look you up! Oh, and haha, how sad we're having convos on here! ;)

Your Name: Lord Fear
Your Caption: One of the many unfortunate side-effects of 'Shock Treatment'...

Your Name: Rob-N-Furter
Your Caption: Yay, Simon's gone. Oh my gosh, Paula Abdul looks like Susan Sarandon, and Simon's replacement is... is that Meat Loaf?

Your Name: Bill B
Your Caption: His name was Robert Paulson, his name was Robert Paulson, his name was Robert Paulson...

Your Name: Bill B
Your Caption: "Bob. Bob had bitch-tits..."

Your Name: anomonous
Your Caption: y did pat quinn fuck him again?

Your Name: cox
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Your Name: cox
Your Caption: That ain't my belly button!!!

Your Name: Jessica Rebo
Your Caption: I bet Randy would look hawt in fishnets

Your Name: lulu
Your Caption: well... doesn't paula look particurally horny, i.. i mean happy

Your Name: gruss
Your Caption: Hot Patoottie bless my soul Im gonna be your next Idol!

Your Name: Trailertrash00
Your Caption: ZoMg! Where did we get that white guy? o.O

Your Name: Artimecion
Your Caption: Meatloaf comes to the realisation which of his two co-hosts have their finger in his asshole..

Your Name: the strawberry girl
Your Caption: WHY IS PAULA SO CLOSE!?...how did i end up on american idol? i should have quit after rocky horror...

Your Name: Phantom
Your Caption: "Whaddaya mean everybody's watching Rocky Horror?"

Your Name: Nek0
Your Caption: Don't worry - he's quite tender, really.

Your Name: The Lady of the Lake
Your Caption: Meatloaf decided to jack off during this photo shoot with Paula and Randy. It explains why that American Idol logo is right there in front of his crotch.

Your Name: john u.
Your Caption: get this bitch's titty off my shoulder! paula, too!

Your Name: SweetTransvestite1234
Your Caption: Ahhh! Paula Abdul is a woman!

Your Name: Phantom
Your Caption: "That's right, I ate Simon! Somebody had to!"

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Your Caption: This is what happens when you put Simon in the same situation as Alex in A Clockwork Orange was in. But this time it was no violent movies and no Bethoveen. Just the "Like A Virgin guy" nonstop for 24 hours.

Your Name: hot_patootie
Your Caption: THIS is what happened to saturday night...

Your Name: Frankenfurter
Your Caption: The Rocky Horror Picture show has nothing on us.

Your Name: tim curry rox
Your Caption: i'm meeting Simon Cowel?! kill me now!!!

Your Name: Miff Maff
Your Caption: WHAT?! They made a sequel without me?!

Your Name: Christina
Your Caption: Randy :"Isn't he supposed to be dead?

Your Name: Adam
Your Caption: Even he has more talent than Susan Sarandon.

Your Name: Andrea curry
Your Caption: Oh my god I really am desprete for attention

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Your Name: Scott
Your Caption: I'm Supposed to be the next Frank? AAAHHHHH!

Your Name: tam
Your Caption: ooh this seat is warm... and wet!? .... SIMONNNN!!!!!

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Your Name: me
Your Caption: Randy, please tell me that's your finger !!

Your Name: anon
Your Caption: guess who has their hands up my ass, one is controlling my mouth the other is to stop the shit dribbling out !!!

Your Name: Frankie fan
Your Caption: Yo Reggie! Get your hand off my ass!

Your Name: Columbia's Magenta
Your Caption: Randy: Dude, I so didn't eat Simon... Paula: He was tasty... I mean WHAT?!?!?!

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Your Name: Dan
Your Caption: guess what im doing behind the sign???

Your Name: 2nd Magenta
Your Caption: As Little Nell appeared singing Fever, Meatloaf wasn't sure if he was hosting american idol or austrailian (hi-pitched) idol

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Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: I want to let Kelso Horror know that a No Good KIds performance of Rocky will never happen!

Your Name: Eddie's bitch
Your Caption: Randy: Didn't we eat this guy?

Your Name: Christopher Duffill
Your Caption: Look! It's Meatloaf! It really is!

Your Name: rob
Your Caption: who does THAT belong to? it's fucking big!!!!!!!

Your Name: jess
Your Caption: I would do anything for love but I won't judge that

Your Name: A Regula Columbia Fan
Your Caption: We all know you wanted revenge Eddy, but that's no reason bite of Randy's Finger... And Why've you gone and replaced Columbia with Paula?!

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Your Name: Steph
Your Caption: Destiny's Child after Rocky Horror

Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: I said, Pull My Finger, Not Bite It!

Your Name: maggie
Your Caption: JANET I WILL PAY YOU 1 cent TO SLEEP WITH ME COMEON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Your Name: EddiesTeddy4711
Your Caption: Aw, man....Meatloaf again? That's the third time this week!

Your Name: Pinky Floyd
Your Caption: As Randy and Paula both put thier hands up the dummy's ass, they come to the realization that their dummy was replaced by the real meatloaf.

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Your Name: Eliot
Your Caption: I know I'm a celebrity... but will you let me take a crap in peace

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Your Name: Columbia
Your Caption: Three way orgie

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Your Name: jazzy
Your Caption: who are you people

Your Name: jazzy
Your Caption: did u know im a veg

Your Name: jazzy
Your Caption: did u know im a veg

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Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: Anybody tired of this pic yet?

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Your Name: jayne
Your Caption: no i do not want meat im a vegaterain

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Your Name: rhps is cool
Your Caption: who are you crazy people and why are ion my choclate factory

Your Name: rhps is cool
Your Caption: who are you crazy people and why are in my choclate factory

Your Name: rhps is cool
Your Caption: who are you crazy people and why are u in my choclate factory

Your Name: rhps is cool
Your Caption: whoareyoucrazypeopleandwhyareyouinmychoclatefactory

Your Name: Tobias Beecher
Your Caption: I said ... "fuck yo couch nigga!!!"

Your Name: Cody Lilly
Your Caption: bless my soul paula abdul is one HOT PATOOTIE

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Your Name: Magenta/Nation
Your Caption: Who's the man? HE'S the man!!

Your Name: Magicalgenta
Your Caption: Get these yanks back on the hot patootie!

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Your Name: nwalins andi
Your Caption: what the f==k has happened to simon? Sanjaya should take over

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Your Name: nwalins andi
Your Caption: ...And speaking of meatloafs, have I got a good one for you!

Your Name: nwalins andi
Your Caption: LOOK OUT CAR here comes a meatloaf

Your Name: Chanda
Your Caption: Just keep smiling maybe nobody will notice...*fony smiles*

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Your Name: ColumbiaMckinely
Your Caption: Sorry Columbia. . . .he dumped you for Paula

Your Name: riff raff luver
Your Caption: LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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Your Caption: oh eddeie

Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: Come on bite it, bite it!

Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: Simon has really let himself go!

Your Name: Ryan
Your Caption: you and me and the devil makes three

Your Name: Mistress Cunt
Your Caption: Eddie: "OH NO I'm in HELL! Help me, Frankie!"

Your Name: sasmith
Your Caption: ...looks like christopher reeves and david hasselhoff had a baby!

Your Name: Katie
Your Caption: You'd be scared too if Paula Abdul shoved a finger up your ass while you were trying to masterbate.

Your Name: j
Your Caption: its crack bitch

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Your Name: Magenta 4evr
Your Caption: Randy: "Paula, this isn't Simon. But you've f'ed him too?"

Your Name: Magenta 4evr
Your Caption: Paula, you got BO girl!

Your Name: Meagan
Your Caption: What the Hell???????

Your Name: Danny
Your Caption: I'm a chargin' my lasers!!!!! I'm firin' my lasers!!!!! SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!!

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Your Name: Sam
Your Caption: AHH!! Yor touching me!

Your Name: magenta
Your Caption: not eating

Your Name: Lil Laura
Your Caption: I knew i should of done Shock Treatment!

Your Name: LittleMissColumbia
Your Caption: "OMG! You guys said this was where the party was! Now they want me to listen to them sing! ARGGG!"

Your Name: c
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Your Name: Cin
Your Caption: OH MY GOD!THE AMERICAN IDOL LOGO IS CRUSHING MY HAND

Your Name: Sophocles
Your Caption: He's touching me!

Your Name: katiekat
Your Caption: why r these people touching me?!?!?!?!

Your Name: Conroy Lee
Your Caption: I really wish I could be chopped to bits right now...

Your Name: dakota
Your Caption: rank

Your Name: zak
Your Caption: DONT POINT!!!!!!!!!!

Your Name: zak
Your Caption: DONT POINT!!!!!!!!!!

Your Name: frank luver
Your Caption: where is he going to put his finger.......aahhhhhhh!!!

Your Name: zak
Your Caption: i just did a wopper

Your Name: Dick McBallsack
Your Caption: DAMON ALBARN

Your Name: Alex
Your Caption: YOOOO

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Your Name: BrittanyPnk
Your Caption: Meatloaf *sobbing* "Oh NO!!!!"

Your Name: BrittanyPnk
Your Caption: OHHH, REALLLYY? PEOPLE THOUGHT WE WERE DOING IT?!?!?!? BUT YOU WERE MY BROTHER!!!!

Your Name: BrittanyPnk
Your Caption: And new at the wax musuem..... Drunk Patricia Quinn, her eyes will follow you everywhere

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Your Name: lopez
Your Caption: "LAWL! NO ONE CAN EVEN SEE ME JACKING OFF!"

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Your Name: Cyndi K from Budd Lake NJ
Your Caption: Eddie, I mean Meatloaf aren't you gonna sing 'Hot Pootie'? YEAHHHH!

Your Name: bobdrantz
Your Caption: Sadly, the expiriment to create a half-Meatloaf half-Simon Cowel was a complete success.

Your Name: Lisa W
Your Caption: Aaaaah Paula your Finger just went up my Ass!! . . . Wait, i like it

Your Name: Jenn
Your Caption: Toucha toucha toucha touch me... I wanna be dirty!

Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: What do you mean we can't get go phones!

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Your Name: Cosmic Powers
Your Caption: "Wow, Frank and Columbia sure have changed over the years!"

Your Name: JOKER
Your Caption: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

Your Name: franknfurter
Your Caption: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. RICHARD, GIVE ME BACK MY DRINK

Your Name: Frankie Fan
Your Caption: Get him some Exlax and FAST!!

Your Name: Beth
Your Caption: We'll eat you for lunch!

Your Name: Nikki
Your Caption: Randy: Hey Paula...what do you do with left-over Meat Loaf? Paula: I don't know, what? Randy: Put it in the deep freeze, dawg! Meat Loaf: Oh shit. Not again.

Your Name: Lynx_ieles
Your Caption: after they removed part of my brain.. this was the only job i could get...

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Your Name: SensualDaydreams
Your Caption: "Whatever happened to Saturday night, when you sat on your ass and watched american idol reruns instead of watching Rocky Horror like you should... oh wait... you say people still do that? HOW LAME!"

Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: Where's Frank split his brain with? He's Selling Antiques! So guess Who got The Short End Of The Stick?

Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: Where's the guy Frank split his brain with? He's Selling Antiques! So guess Who got The Short End Of The Stick?

Your Name: SkullRiff
Your Caption: Dude in the back: he's been like this ever since he's seen the Time Warp

Your Name: Dave
Your Caption: We'll be here a while... my songs are all 11 minutes long!!

Your Name: KGB
Your Caption: Betcha can't guess which one has a banana up his ass?

Your Name: Frankie Fan
Your Caption: Jokes on them, I farted!!

Your Name: Frankie Fan
Your Caption: Enough with feeling my ASS!

Your Name: Frankie Fan
Your Caption: possessed!

Your Name: Frankie Fan
Your Caption: I think you jerked it too hard dawg!

Your Name: Frankie Fan
Your Caption: Must be a good hand job! Look at the face dawg!

Your Name: Frankie Fan
Your Caption: Hey Sarandon, stop using green olives as contacts!

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