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Your Name: sdf
Your Caption: asdf

Your Name: gemita
Your Caption: susan is wearing the same jacket, slut!

Your Name: pretty in pink
Your Caption: this drink... make me feel... i can see... colors everywhere

Your Name: dave2006
Your Caption: ooh shiney!

Your Name: clovis
Your Caption: Oh Frank has never looked hotter!

Your Name: MaliceNightmares
Your Caption: Who... the fuck...put... pepto bismol in in water?!

Your Name: Bubbles
Your Caption: What do u mean its time for me to settle my bar tab??

Your Name: Brad_fan
Your Caption: "Richard! What in the bloody hell are you doing in my dress!?"

Your Name: Summers
Your Caption: Ooohhhh. I'm old.

Your Name: Rocky Horror
Your Caption: What did you call me??????????

Your Name: Rocky Horror
Your Caption: What did you call me??????????

Your Name: JN
Your Caption: What Did Frank Tell You About ME?!

Your Name: hyvdf
Your Caption: wegf

Your Name: Rob-N-Furter
Your Caption: Since RHPS, Pat Quinn has become a bitch wit olives for eyes.

Your Name: Phantom
Your Caption: Who's bloody Carrot Top?

Your Name: Sam
Your Caption: "oooo maybe that lime has gone through my system to quick!"

Your Name: Jeremy
Your Caption: Yes, we are proud of our son carrot top.

Your Name: Chell
Your Caption: "Oooh am I really wearing orange pleather?"

Your Name: Emmy
Your Caption: *refering the the made eyes of Pat* "CAPTAIN SCARLET THIS IS THE VOIE OF THE MYSTERONS!"

Your Name: riffsmindflip
Your Caption: "Oh! Another drink....I shall use my eyes to draw it closer....and my orangey-ness!"

Your Name: Riff-Raff
Your Caption: Who knew limes gave you laser vision?

Your Name: roxie
Your Caption: I wonder why the ice tastes like meatloaf?

Your Name: Summers
Your Caption: Damn, I DO look like a leather handbag.

Your Name: stefanie
Your Caption: ahh you stuck your finger up my butt!

Your Name: lizzi invisigoth
Your Caption: mst's bouncing boobies!!! oooohhhhh.....

Your Name: Strawberry
Your Caption: "Richard took my shoes? Ooooooh, I'm TELLING!"

Your Name: Myk Ciapusci
Your Caption: How dare you claim I was EVER sober...

Your Name: Frnknfrtr
Your Caption: Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner....

Your Name: KC
Your Caption: VODKA!!!!

Your Name: Red
Your Caption: What do you mean orange is last season?

Your Name: Joey Lee
Your Caption: Oooh. Twinkies...

Your Name: JD
Your Caption: o rly?

Your Name: Linus
Your Caption: These contacts do not match my outfit!

Your Name: Andy
Your Caption: oooo i never knew things could go there...

Your Name: Bill
Your Caption: MORE DRUNK PAT! MORE DRUNK PAT! MORE DRUNK PAT!

Your Name: Janet
Your Caption: Is this Janet dressed as Rocky or the other way around?

Your Name: A Regula Columbia Fan
Your Caption: Well... The Bloody Drink took me by suprise... So much so that I now have the Devil's eyes!

Your Name: cl_wazere
Your Caption: "Oooooh! I can totaly taste the rum in that!"

Your Name: Becky S
Your Caption: Was that Dr Frank-N-Furter naked??

Your Name: Swatter
Your Caption: (dude in back) I can't believe you did that (Orangy) Oh come now...You liked it didn't you?

Your Name: Lozzy
Your Caption: *catches sight of self in mirror* OH SHIT

Your Name: Grace
Your Caption: They're closing the bar?! MOVE!

Your Name: Trixie Horror
Your Caption: O RLY?

Your Name: Trixie Horror
Your Caption: O RLY? NO WAI!!1

Your Name: JN
Your Caption: What did Rocky Was Low?

Your Name: The Lady of the Lake
Your Caption: Shit! My clit earring got caught on the seat cushion!

Your Name: jazza
Your Caption: mmm... poison toads...

Your Name: abby franklin
Your Caption: what did you just say about my brother

Your Name: megs
Your Caption: she wears yellow, a lot. ooo yummi rasberry lemonade

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Your Name: megs
Your Caption: u kno that drink has alcohol in it. i would kno i'm irish too.

Your Name: Mistress
Your Caption: she just caught sight of frank's fantastic ass

Your Name: Courtney DuH!
Your Caption: That lime seems out of place...

Your Name: SP fan
Your Caption: She's gone from eatin lemons on ppls legs to limes in all the wrong places

Your Name: Trenton Bulat
Your Caption: 'And he's the sucess he is today after changing his name from cous-cous'

Your Name: Me
Your Caption: And this is Simon Cowell AFTER the face-lift...

Your Name: Daniel immersi
Your Caption: KAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Name: Me
Your Caption: Paula: "Hey Randy, what are you having tonight?" Randy: "Meat Loaf, Dawg!"

Your Name: devils_daughter
Your Caption: i would do any thing for love but i wont sing that!

Your Name: devils_daughter
Your Caption: i would do any thing for love but i wont sing that!

Your Name: Amber
Your Caption: I'll SHOW you what happens when you try to eat me for dinner again, bitches!

Your Name: Tater'Salad
Your Caption: Paula has moved on from mean ole' SImon Cowell, she needed MORE man!

Your Name: Trixie Horror
Your Caption: Randy, Get your finger outof my face or im going to bite it off!

Your Name: Trixie
Your Caption: *not a caption but a question* wehn we are posting the caption we see an american idol picture but when it shows us what we've posted it goes to a pic of pat quinn. WTF? <3

Your Name: ^ Answering Trixie
Your Caption: Not sure, babe. Cosmo probably hasn't removed all the old comments yet...I'm sure he'll get around to fixing it. :)

Your Name: erin
Your Caption: this guy look scaryer than simon

Your Name: Trixie
Your Caption: in response to who answered me. thank hun. your probly right. haha i love how were having a convo in this thing. go us! lol. i think i shall continue the convo. are you on the forum?

Your Name: Cassandra
Your Caption: The other white meat!

Your Name: ^ Answering Trixie AGAIN!
Your Caption: Sure am. My dear, what's your screen-name? I'd love to look you up! Oh, and haha, how sad we're having convos on here! ;)

Your Name: Lord Fear
Your Caption: One of the many unfortunate side-effects of 'Shock Treatment'...

Your Name: Rob-N-Furter
Your Caption: Yay, Simon's gone. Oh my gosh, Paula Abdul looks like Susan Sarandon, and Simon's replacement is... is that Meat Loaf?

Your Name: Bill B
Your Caption: His name was Robert Paulson, his name was Robert Paulson, his name was Robert Paulson...

Your Name: Bill B
Your Caption: "Bob. Bob had bitch-tits..."

Your Name: anomonous
Your Caption: y did pat quinn fuck him again?

Your Name: cox
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Your Name: cox
Your Caption: That ain't my belly button!!!

Your Name: Jessica Rebo
Your Caption: I bet Randy would look hawt in fishnets

Your Name: lulu
Your Caption: well... doesn't paula look particurally horny, i.. i mean happy

Your Name: gruss
Your Caption: Hot Patoottie bless my soul Im gonna be your next Idol!

Your Name: Trailertrash00
Your Caption: ZoMg! Where did we get that white guy? o.O

Your Name: Artimecion
Your Caption: Meatloaf comes to the realisation which of his two co-hosts have their finger in his asshole..

Your Name: the strawberry girl
Your Caption: WHY IS PAULA SO CLOSE!?...how did i end up on american idol? i should have quit after rocky horror...

Your Name: Phantom
Your Caption: "Whaddaya mean everybody's watching Rocky Horror?"

Your Name: Nek0
Your Caption: Don't worry - he's quite tender, really.

Your Name: The Lady of the Lake
Your Caption: Meatloaf decided to jack off during this photo shoot with Paula and Randy. It explains why that American Idol logo is right there in front of his crotch.

Your Name: john u.
Your Caption: get this bitch's titty off my shoulder! paula, too!

Your Name: SweetTransvestite1234
Your Caption: Ahhh! Paula Abdul is a woman!

Your Name: Phantom
Your Caption: "That's right, I ate Simon! Somebody had to!"

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Your Caption: This is what happens when you put Simon in the same situation as Alex in A Clockwork Orange was in. But this time it was no violent movies and no Bethoveen. Just the "Like A Virgin guy" nonstop for 24 hours.

Your Name: hot_patootie
Your Caption: THIS is what happened to saturday night...

Your Name: Frankenfurter
Your Caption: The Rocky Horror Picture show has nothing on us.

Your Name: tim curry rox
Your Caption: i'm meeting Simon Cowel?! kill me now!!!

Your Name: Miff Maff
Your Caption: WHAT?! They made a sequel without me?!

Your Name: Christina
Your Caption: Randy :"Isn't he supposed to be dead?

Your Name: Adam
Your Caption: Even he has more talent than Susan Sarandon.

Your Name: Andrea curry
Your Caption: Oh my god I really am desprete for attention

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Your Name: Scott
Your Caption: I'm Supposed to be the next Frank? AAAHHHHH!

Your Name: tam
Your Caption: ooh this seat is warm... and wet!? .... SIMONNNN!!!!!

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Your Name: me
Your Caption: Randy, please tell me that's your finger !!

Your Name: anon
Your Caption: guess who has their hands up my ass, one is controlling my mouth the other is to stop the shit dribbling out !!!

Your Name: Frankie fan
Your Caption: Yo Reggie! Get your hand off my ass!

Your Name: Columbia's Magenta
Your Caption: Randy: Dude, I so didn't eat Simon... Paula: He was tasty... I mean WHAT?!?!?!

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Your Name: Dan
Your Caption: guess what im doing behind the sign???

Your Name: 2nd Magenta
Your Caption: As Little Nell appeared singing Fever, Meatloaf wasn't sure if he was hosting american idol or austrailian (hi-pitched) idol

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Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: I want to let Kelso Horror know that a No Good KIds performance of Rocky will never happen!

Your Name: Eddie's bitch
Your Caption: Randy: Didn't we eat this guy?

Your Name: Christopher Duffill
Your Caption: Look! It's Meatloaf! It really is!

Your Name: rob
Your Caption: who does THAT belong to? it's fucking big!!!!!!!

Your Name: jess
Your Caption: I would do anything for love but I won't judge that

Your Name: A Regula Columbia Fan
Your Caption: We all know you wanted revenge Eddy, but that's no reason bite of Randy's Finger... And Why've you gone and replaced Columbia with Paula?!

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Your Name: Steph
Your Caption: Destiny's Child after Rocky Horror

Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: I said, Pull My Finger, Not Bite It!

Your Name: maggie
Your Caption: JANET I WILL PAY YOU 1 cent TO SLEEP WITH ME COMEON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Your Name: EddiesTeddy4711
Your Caption: Aw, man....Meatloaf again? That's the third time this week!

Your Name: Pinky Floyd
Your Caption: As Randy and Paula both put thier hands up the dummy's ass, they come to the realization that their dummy was replaced by the real meatloaf.

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Your Name: Eliot
Your Caption: I know I'm a celebrity... but will you let me take a crap in peace

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Your Name: Columbia
Your Caption: Three way orgie

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Your Name: jazzy
Your Caption: who are you people

Your Name: jazzy
Your Caption: did u know im a veg

Your Name: jazzy
Your Caption: did u know im a veg

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Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: Anybody tired of this pic yet?

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Your Name: jayne
Your Caption: no i do not want meat im a vegaterain

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Your Name: rhps is cool
Your Caption: who are you crazy people and why are ion my choclate factory

Your Name: rhps is cool
Your Caption: who are you crazy people and why are in my choclate factory

Your Name: rhps is cool
Your Caption: who are you crazy people and why are u in my choclate factory

Your Name: rhps is cool
Your Caption: whoareyoucrazypeopleandwhyareyouinmychoclatefactory

Your Name: Tobias Beecher
Your Caption: I said ... "fuck yo couch nigga!!!"

Your Name: Cody Lilly
Your Caption: bless my soul paula abdul is one HOT PATOOTIE

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Your Name: Magenta/Nation
Your Caption: Who's the man? HE'S the man!!

Your Name: Magicalgenta
Your Caption: Get these yanks back on the hot patootie!

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Your Name: nwalins andi
Your Caption: what the f==k has happened to simon? Sanjaya should take over

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Your Name: nwalins andi
Your Caption: ...And speaking of meatloafs, have I got a good one for you!

Your Name: nwalins andi
Your Caption: LOOK OUT CAR here comes a meatloaf

Your Name: Chanda
Your Caption: Just keep smiling maybe nobody will notice...*fony smiles*

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Your Name: ColumbiaMckinely
Your Caption: Sorry Columbia. . . .he dumped you for Paula

Your Name: riff raff luver
Your Caption: LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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Your Caption: oh eddeie

Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: Come on bite it, bite it!

Your Name: Kelso Horror
Your Caption: Simon has really let himself go!

Your Name: Ryan
Your Caption: you and me and the devil makes three

Your Name: Mistress Cunt
Your Caption: Eddie: "OH NO I'm in HELL! Help me, Frankie!"

Your Name: sasmith
Your Caption: ...looks like christopher reeves and david hasselhoff had a baby!

Your Name: Katie
Your Caption: You'd be scared too if Paula Abdul shoved a finger up your ass while you were trying to masterbate.

Your Name: j
Your Caption: its crack bitch

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Your Name: Magenta 4evr
Your Caption: Randy: "Paula, this isn't Simon. But you've f'ed him too?"

Your Name: Magenta 4evr
Your Caption: Paula, you got BO girl!

Your Name: Meagan
Your Caption: What the Hell???????

Your Name: Danny
Your Caption: I'm a chargin' my lasers!!!!! I'm firin' my lasers!!!!! SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!!

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Your Name: Sam
Your Caption: AHH!! Yor touching me!

Your Name: magenta
Your Caption: not eating

Your Name: Lil Laura
Your Caption: I knew i should of done Shock Treatment!

Your Name: LittleMissColumbia
Your Caption: "OMG! You guys said this was where the party was! Now they want me to listen to them sing! ARGGG!"

Your Name: c
Your Caption: c

Your Name: Cin
Your Caption: OH MY GOD!THE AMERICAN IDOL LOGO IS CRUSHING MY HAND

Your Name: Sophocles
Your Caption: He's touching me!







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