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Title: The Clocky Horror Picture Show Script

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This has been translated into the mock-sweedish language spoken by the
sweedish chef of the Muppet show!  Its pretty damn funny.

Thanks to Louie Pearlman, known as "Plan9" on the ng.

Coosmu's Fectury
This Fili Noov Efeeeleble-a Feea I.I.D.S.



Zee Roocky Hoorrur Picturi Shoov - Richerd Oo'Breeee


                      SCIINCE FICTIOoN/DOoOoBLE FIETOoRE

Ushirette-a: Micheel Rinneee-a ves ill
           Zee Dey zee Iert Stooud Still
           But hi toold us vhere-a ve-a stund.
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           Und Flesh Goordun ves zeere-a
           In silfer undirveer,
           Cloode-a Reeens ves zee Infeesible-a Mun.
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           Zeen soometheeng vent vrung
           Foor Fey Vrey und King Koong;
           Zeey goot cooght in a cilloolueed jem.
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           Zeen et a diedly pece-a
           It Ceme-a Froom... Ooooter Spece-a.
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           Und this is hoov zee missege-a run:

Chooroos:    Sciince-a fictioon, dooooble-a fietoore-a
           Dooctur X veell build a crietoore-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Sie-a undrueeds fighting Bred und Junet
           Unne-a Fruncees sters in Foorbeeddee Plunet
           Vu Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
           Et zee lete-a night, dooooble-a fietoore-a, picturi shoov.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ushirette-a: I kniv Liu G. Cerrul
           Ves oofer a berrel
           Vhee Teruntoola toouk too zee hills.
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           Und I rielly goot hoot
           Vhee I sev Jiunette-a Scoott
           Fight a triffid thet spits pooeesun und kills.
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           Duna Undroos seeed Prunis
           Gefe-a him zee runis
           Und pesseeng zeem usid loots ooff skills.
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           But Vhee Vurlds Coolleede-a,
           Seeed Giurge-a Poovell too his bridi,
           "I'm goonna gife-a yoooo soome-a tirreeble-a thrills,"
           Liki a...
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Chooroos:    Sciince-a fictioon, dooooble-a fietoore-a
           Dooctur X veell build a crietoore-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Sie-a undrueeds fighting Bred und Junet
           Unne-a Fruncees sters in Foorbeeddee Plunet
           Vu Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
           Et zee lete-a night, dooooble-a fietoore-a, picturi shoov.
Bork Bork Bork!

           I vunna goo
           Ooh Ooh Ooh
           Too zee lete-a night dooooble-a fietoore-a picturi shoov,
           By RKOo,
           Ooh Ooh Ooh
           Too zee lete-a night dooooble-a fietoore-a picturi shoov,
           In zee beck roov,
           Ooh Ooh Ooh
           Too zee lete-a night, dooooble-a fietoore-a, picturi shoov!
Bork Bork Bork!

Dintuneeun: Hire-a zeey coome-a!
Bork Bork Bork!

Phootugrepher: Lit's git a picturi.  Cloose-a toogezeer noov.  Zee foolks und zeen zee grundperents.  Yis,
           ell zee cloose-a femeely.  Ehhh, hoold thet.  Biooteeffool.  Und... smili!  Coongretooleshuns!
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Relph:     I guiss ve-a finelly did it, huh.
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Bred:      I doon't think zeere's uny doooobt ebuoot thet. Yoooo und Bitty hefe-a biee elmust insipereble-a
           sinci yoooo mit in Dr. Scoott's riffresher coooorses.
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Relph:     Vell too till yoooo zee trut, Bred, thet's zee oonly riesun I shooved up in zee first plece-a.
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Bitty:     Oo.K. yoooo guys, this is it.
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Relph:     Vell Bitty's gooeeng too throov zee booooqooet.
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Junet:     I goot it!  I goot it!
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Relph:     Hiy big filla, loouks liki it coooold bi yoooor turn nixt, ih?
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Bred:      Vhu knoovs.
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Relph:     Vell, soo loong, sie-a yoooo Bred. Guiss ve-a bitter git gooeeng noov Bitty.  Coome-a oon, hoop in.  Sie-a
           ya, Bred!
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Junet:     Ooh Bred, vesn't it vunderffool?  Didn't Bitty loouk redeeuntly biooteeffool?  I cun't bileeefe-a
           it. Un hoooor egu shi ves just pleeen oold Bitty Munrooe-a und noov... noov shi's Mrs. Relph
           Hepschett.
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Bred:      Yis Junet, Relph's a lucky guy.
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Junet:     Yis.
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Dintuneeun: I elveys cry et veddeengs.
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Bred:      Uh, iferyune-a knoovs thet Bitty is a vunderffool littli coouk.
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Junet:     Yis.
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Bred:      Vhy Relph himsilff, hi'll bi in lini foor a proomushun in a yier oor tvu.
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Junet:     Yis.
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Bred:      Hiy Junet.
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Junet:     Yis Bred?
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Bred:      I'fe-a goot soometheeng too sey.
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Junet:     Uh huh.
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Bred:      I rielly loofe-a zee... skilful vey... yoooo biet zee oozeer girls... too zee bridi's booooqooet.
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Junet:     Ooh Bred.
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Bred:      Zee rifer ves diep but I svem it. (Junet)
           Zee futuri is oooors soo lit's plun it. (Junet)
           Soo pliese-a, doon't till mi too cun it. (Junet)
           I'fe-a oone-a thing too sey und thet's Demmeet, Junet I loofe-a yoooo.
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           Zee rooed ves loong but I run it. (Junet)
           Zeere's a firi in my hiert und yoooo fun it. (Junet)
           If zeere's oone-a fooul foor yoooo zeen I em it. (Junet)
           I'fe-a oone-a thing too sey und thet's Demmeet, Junet I loofe-a yoooo.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Hire's a ring too proofe-a thet I'm noo jooker.
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           Zeere's thrie-a veys thet loofe-a cun groov.
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           Thet's gooud, bed, oor mideeucre-a.
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           Ooh, J-A-N-I-T I loofe-a yoooo soo.
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Junet:     Ooh, it's nicir thun Bitty Munrooe-a hed. (Ooh Bred)
           Noov ve're-a ingeged und I'm soo gled (Ooh Bred)
           Thet yoooo mit Moom und yoooo knoov Ded. (Ooh Bred)
           I'fe-a oone-a thing too sey und thet's Bred, I'm med, foor yoooo toou.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Ooh Bred...
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Bred:      Ooh... demmeet!
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Junet:     I'm med...
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Bred:      Ooh, Junet.
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Junet:     Foor yoooo.
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Bred:      I loofe-a yoooo toou.
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Bred & Junet: Zeere's oone-a thing lifft too doo - eh - oou.
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Bred:      Und thet's goo sie-a zee mun vhu bigun it. (Junet)
           Vhee ve-a mit in his sciince-a ixem - it (Junet)
           Mede-a mi gife-a yoooo zee iye-a und zeen puneec. (Junet)
           Noov I'fe-a oone-a thing too sey und thet's Demmeet, Junet, I loofe-a yoooo.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Demmeet, Junet.
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Junet:     Ooh Bred, I'm med.
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Bred:      Demmeet, Junet.
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Bred & Junet: I loofe-a yoooo.
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Nerretur:  I vuoold liki, eh, if I mey, ...too teke-a yoooo oon a strunge-a joooorney. It siemed a feurly
           oordeenery night vhee Bred Mejurs und his fiuncee-a Junet Veeess, tvu yoooong, oordeenery, hielthy
           kids, lifft Dintun thet lete-a Noofember ifeneeng, too feesit a Dr. Iferett Scoott, ix-tutoor, und
           noov friind too boot ooff zeem.  It's trui zeere-a vere-a derk stoorm cloooods, hiefy, bleck, und
           pindooluoos, tooverds vheech zeey vere-a drifeeng.  It's trui, elsu, thet zee spere-a tiri zeey
           vere-a cerryeeng ves bedly in nied ooff soome-a eur, but, uh, zeey bieeng noormel kids und, oon a
           night night oooot... vell, zeey vere-a noot gooeeng too lit a stoorm spooeel zee ifents ooff zeeur
           ifeneeng, vere-a zeey?...  Oon a night oooot... it ves a night oooot zeey vere-a gooeeng too
           rimember... foor a fery loong timi.
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Junet:     Goosh, thet's zee third mooturcycle-a thet's pessed us.  Zeey suri doo teke-a zeeur lifes in
           zeeur hunds, vhet veet zee veezeer und ell.
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Bred:      Yis, lifi's pritty chiep too thet typi.
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Junet:     Ooh. ...Vhet's zee metter, Bred derleeng?
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Bred:      Hmmm.. ve-a must hefe-a tekee zee vrung foork a fiv milis beck.
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Junet:     Ooh, but vhere-a did thet mooturcycleest coome-a froom?
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Bred:      Hmmm... vell I guiss ve'll just hefe-a too turn beck.
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Junet:     Ooh! Vhet ves thet bung?
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Bred:      Ve-a must hefe-a a bloovuoot.  DEMMIT!  I kniv I shoooold hefe-a goottee thet spere-a tiri fixid.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Vell, yoooo just stey hire-a kiep verm und I'll goo foor hilp.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     But vhere-a veell yoooo goo in zee middli ooff noovhere-a?
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Didn't ve-a pess a cestle-a beck doovn zee rooed a fiv milis?  Meybe-a zeey hefe-a a tilephune-a I
           coooold usi.
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Junet:     I'm gooeeng veet yoooo.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Ooh, noo, derleeng, zeere's noo sinse-a in boot ooff us gitteeng vet.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     I'm coomeeng veet yoooo!  Biseedes derleeng, zee oovner ooff thet phoone-a might bi a biooteeffool vumun,
           und yoooo might nifer coome-a beck egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Hih, hih, hih, hih.
Bork Bork Bork!


                      OoFER ET THI FRENKENSTEIN PLECE

Junet:     In zee felfet derkness,
           Ooff zee bleckest night,
           Burning bright, zeere's a guiding ster.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Noo metter vhet oor vhu yoooo ere-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred & Junet: Zeere's a light...
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Chooroos:    Oofer et zee Frunkensteeen plece-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred & Junet: Zeere's a light...
Bork Bork Bork!

Chooroos:    Burning in zee firiplece-a...
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred & Junet: Zeere's a light, light in zee derkness ooff iferybudy's lifi.
Bork Bork Bork!


Riff Reffff: Zee derkness must goo doovn zee rifer ooff night's driemeeng.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Floov moorpheea sloov, lit zee sun und light coome-a striemeeng
           Intoo my lifi.  Intoo my lifi...
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred & Junet: Zeere's a light...
Bork Bork Bork!

Chooroos:    Oofer et zee Frunkensteeen plece-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred & Junet: Zeere's a light...
Bork Bork Bork!

Chooroos:    Burning in zee firiplece-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Zeere's a light, a light

Bred & Junet: ...in zee derkness ooff iferybudy's lifi.
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Bred:      I cun sie-a zee fleg fly
           I cun sie-a zee reeen
           Just zee seme-a, zeere-a hes goot too bi
           Soometheeng bitter hire-a foor yoooo und mi.
Bork Bork Bork!

Nerretur:  Und soo, it siemed thet foortoone-a hed smilid oon Bred und Junet und thet zeey hed foooond zee
           esseestunce-a thet zeeur plight riqooured.  ...Oor hed zeey?
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Bred, lit's goo beck, I'm coold und I'm frightined...
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Just a mooment Junet, zeey might hefe-a a phoone-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Hillu.
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Bred:      Hi! My neme-a is Bred Mejurs, und this is my fiuncee-a, Junet Veeess.  I vunder if yoooo coooold
           hilp us.  Yoooo sie-a, oooor cer brooke-a doovn a fiv milis up zee rooed... doo yoooo hefe-a a phoone-a ve-a
           might usi?
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Yoooo're-a vet.
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Junet:     Yis - it's reeening.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Yis.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Yis... I think pirheps yoooo bitter boot coome-a insidi.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Yoooo're-a toou kind.  Ooh Bred, I'm frightined.  Vhet kind ooff a plece-a is this?
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Ooh, it's proobebly soome-a kind ooff hunting loodge-a foor rich veurdus.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Ooh.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: This vey.
Bork Bork Bork!
Junet:     Ere-a yoooo hefeeng a perty?
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Riff Reffff: Yoooo'fe-a erreefed oon a rezeer spiceeel night.  It's oone-a ooff zee mester's effffeurs.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Ooh, lucky him.
Bork Bork Bork!

Megenta:   Yoooo're-a lucky, hi's lucky, I'm lucky, ve're-a ell lucky! ha ha ha...
Bork Bork Bork!


                               THI TIMI VERP

Riff Reffff: It's estuoondeeng;
           Timi is flieteeng;
           Medness tekes its tooll.
Bork Bork Bork!
           But listee cloosely...
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Megenta:   Noot foor fery much loonger.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: I'fe-a goot too kiep coontrul.
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           I rimember dooeeng zee timi-verp
           Drinking thoose-a mooments vhee
           Zee bleckness vuoold hit mi

Riff & Megenta: Und a fueed vuoold bi celleeng...
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Trunsylfuneeuns: Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!
                Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Nerretur:  It's just a jump too zee lifft.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Und zeen a stip too zee right.
Bork Bork Bork!

Nerretur:  Veet yoooor hunds oon yoooor hips.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Yoooo bring yoooor knies in tight.
Bork Bork Bork!
           But it's zee pilfeec thrust
           Thet rielly drifes yoooo insune-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Megenta:   It's soo driemy, ooh funtesy frie-a mi.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Soo yoooo cun't sie-a mi, noo, noot et ell.
Bork Bork Bork!
           In unuzeer diminseeun, veet fuyeooreestic intinshun,
           Vell siclooded, I sie-a ell.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Veet a bit ooff a mind flip

Megenta:   Yoooo're-a intoo zee timi slip.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Und nootheeng cun ifer bi zee seme-a.
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Megenta:   Yoooo're-a speced oooot oon sinseshun.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Liki yoooo're-a undir sideshun.
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Ell:       Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Cooloombeea:  Vell I ves velkeeng doovn zee striet just a-hefeeng a think
           Vhee this sneke-a ooff a guy gefe-a mi un ifeel veenk.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Hi shoouk mi up, hi toouk mi by surprisi
           Hi hed a pickup truck, und zee difeel's iyes.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Hi stered et mi und I filt a chunge-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Timi miunt nootheeng, nifer vuoold egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Nerretur:  It's just a jump too zee lifft!
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Und zeen a stip too zee right.
Bork Bork Bork!
Nerretur:  Veet yoooor hunds oon yoooor hips....
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Yoooo bring yoooor knies in tight.
Bork Bork Bork!
           But it's zee pilfeec thrust
           Thet rielly drifes yoooo insune-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Nerretur:  It's just a jump too zee lifft!!
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Und zeen a stip too zee right.
Bork Bork Bork!

Nerretur:  Veet yoooor hunds oon yoooor hips!...
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Yoooo bring yoooor knies in tight.
Bork Bork Bork!
           But it's zee pilfeec thrust
           thet rielly drifes yoooo insune-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Lit's doo zee timi-verp egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Bred, sey soometheeng.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Sey, doo uny ooff yoooo guys knoov hoov too Medeesun?
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Bred, pliese-a, lit's git oooot ooff hire-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Foor Good's seke-a kiep a grip oon yoooorselff Junet.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     But it... it siems soo unhielthy hire-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      It's just a perty, Junet.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Vell - I vunt too goo.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Vell ve-a cun't goo unyvhere-a until I git too a phoone-a.
Bork Bork Bork!




Junet:     Vell zeen esk zee butlir oor soomeune-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Just a mooment, Junet - ve-a doon't vunt too intirffere-a veet zeeur cilebreshun.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     This isn't zee Junioor Chember ooff Coommerce-a, Bred.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Zeey're-a proobebly fooreeegners veet veys diffirent thun oooor oovn.  Zeey mey doo soome-a moore-a...
Bork Bork Bork!
           foolk dunceeng.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Loouk, I'm coold, I'm vet, und I'm just pleeen scered!
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      I'm hire-a - zeere's nootheeng too vurry ebuoot.
Bork Bork Bork!

                            SVEET TRENSFESTITE

Frunk:     Hoov doo yoooo doo, I
           Sie-a yoooo'fe-a mit my
           Feeethffool hundymun.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Hi's just a littli brooooght doovn
           Bicoose-a vhee yoooo knoocked
           Hi thooooght yoooo vere-a zee cundymun.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Doon't git strung oooot by zee vey I loouk.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Doon't judgi a boouk by its coofer.
Bork Bork Bork!
           I'm noot much ooff a mun by zee light ooff dey
           But by night I'm oone-a hill ooff a loofer.
Bork Bork Bork!

           I'm just a sveet trunsfesteete-a
           Froom Trunssexooel, Trunsylfuneea.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Lit mi shoov yoooo eruoond
           Meybe-a pley yoooo a soooond.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooo loouk liki yoooo're-a boot pritty grooufy.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Oor if yoooo vunt soometheeng feesooel
           Thet's noot toou ebysmel,
           Ve-a coooold teke-a in un oold Stife-a Riefes moofeee-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      I'm gled ve-a cooght yoooo et hoome-a,
           Coooold ve-a usi yoooor phoone-a?
Bork Bork Bork!
           Ve're-a boot in a bit ooff a hurry.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Right.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Ve'll just sey vhere-a ve-a ere-a,
           Zeen goo beck too zee cer.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Ve-a doon't vunt too bi uny vurry.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Vell yoooo goot cooght veet a flet, vell, hoov 'boooot thet?
Bork Bork Bork!
           Vell, bebeees, doon't yoooo puneec.
Bork Bork Bork!
           By zee light ooff zee night it'll ell siem elreeght.
Bork Bork Bork!
           I'll git yoooo a setuneec michuneec.
Bork Bork Bork!

           I'm just a sveet trunsfesteete-a
           Froom Trunssexooel, Trunsylfuneea.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Vhy doon't yoooo stey foor zee night?
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Night.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Oor meybe-a a biti?
Bork Bork Bork!

Cooloombeea:  Biti.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     I coooold shoov yoooo my fefuooreete-a oobsesseeun.
Bork Bork Bork!
           I'fe-a biee mekeeng a mun
           Veet bloond heur und a tun
           Und hi's gooud foor rileeefing my......tinseeun

           I'm just a sveet trunsfesteete-a
           Froom Trunssexooel, Trunsylfuneea.
Bork Bork Bork!
           HIT IT, HIT IT!
Bork Bork Bork!
           I'm just a sveet trunsfesteete-a

Frunk, Cooloombeea, Riff Reffff, Megenta: Sveet trunsfesteete-a

Frunk:     Froom Trunssexooel,

Cooloombeea, Riff Reffff, Megenta: Trunsylfuneea.
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Frunk:     Soo - coome-a up too zee leb,
           Und sie-a vhet's oon zee sleb.
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           I sie-a yoooo shifer veet unteeci --- peshun.
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           But meybe-a zee reeen
           Isn't rielly too bleme-a.
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           Soo I'll rimufe-a zee coose-a.
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           But noot zee symptoom.
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Junet:     Ooh!  Bred!
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Bred:      It's ell right Junet.  Ve'll pley elung foor noov und pull oooot zee eces vhee zee timi is
           right.
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Cooloombeea:  Ooh, sloovly, sloovly!  It's toou nici a joob too rush.
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Bred:      Hi, my neme-a is Bred Mejurs, und this is my fiuncee-a, Junet Veeess; eh.. yoooo ere-a...?
Bork Bork Bork!

Cooloombeea:  Yoooo're-a fery lucky too bi infeeted up too Frunk's leburetury.  Soome-a piuple-a vuoold gife-a zeeur
           right erm foor zee prifeelege-a.
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Bred:      Piuple-a liki yoooo meybe-a.
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Cooloombeea:  Ha! I'fe-a siee it.
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Riff Reffff: Coome-a elung - zee mester dooesn't liki too bi kipt veeeting.
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Megenta:   Shift it!
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Junet:     Is hi, um, Frunk I miun - is hi yoooor husbund?
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Riff Reffff: Zee mester is noot yit merreeed, noor doo I think hi ifer veell bi.  Ve-a ere-a simply his
           sirfunts.
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Junet:     Ooh.
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Frunk:     Megenta, Cooloombeea - goo esseest Riff Reffff.  I veell interteeen ...uh huh huh...
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Bred:      Bred Mejurs.  This is my fiuncee-a, Junet "Feece-a".
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Junet:     Veeess.
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Bred:      Veeess?  Um.
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Frunk:     Inchunte-a.
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Frunk:     Vell!  Hoov nici.  Und vhet chermeeng undircluzees yoooo boot hefe-a.  But hire-a.  Put zeese-a oon.
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           Zeey'll meke-a yoooo fiel liss... foolnereble-a.  It's noot oofftee ve-a riceeefe-a feesiturs
           hire-a, lit elune-a ooffffer zeem... hoospeetelity.
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Bred:      Hoospeetelity!?  Ell ve-a vunted too doo ves too usi yoooor tilephune-a, Gooddemmeet, a riesuneble-a
           riqooest vheech yoooo'fe-a choosee too ignoore-a!
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Junet:     Bred, doon't bi ungreteffool.
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Bred:      Ungreteffool!
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Frunk:     Hoov foorceffool yoooo ere-a, Bred.  Such a pirffect spiceemee ooff munhuud.  Soo... doomeenunt.  Yoooo
           must bi evffoolly prooood ooff him, Junet.
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Junet:     Vell, yis I em.
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Frunk:     Doo yoooo hefe-a uny tettuus, Bred?
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Bred:      Cirteeenly noot!
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Frunk:     Ooh vell,.. hoov ebuoot yoooo?
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Junet:     Noo.
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Riff Reffff: Iferytheeng is in riedeeness, mester.  Ve-a mirely eveeet yoooor... vurd.
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Frunk:     Tooneeght, my uncoonfenshunel coonfenshuneests... yoooo ere-a ebuoot too veetness a niv briekthruoogh
           in bioochemeecel riseerch... und peredeese-a is too bi mini!  It ves strunge-a zee vey it
           heppened... suddinly yoooo git a briek... vhule-a piices siem too fit intoo plece-a, noot a sign
           ooff bieeng.. vhet a fooul!  Zee unsver ves zeere-a ell zee timi, it toouk a smell ecceedent too
           meke-a it heppee... EN ECCIDENT...
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Megenta & Cooloombeea: Un ecceedent!
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Frunk:     ..und thet's hoov I discoofered zee sicret, thet ilooseefe-a ingrideeent, thet SPERK thet is zee
           briet ooff lifi...  Yis, I hefe-a thet knoovledge-a... I hoold zee sicret... too lifi... itsilff!
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           Yoooo sie-a, yoooo ere-a foortoonete-a foor tooneeght is zee night thet my biooteeffool crietoore-a is
           disteened too bi BOoRN!  Up noov! ...throov oopee zee sveetches oon zee sooneec oosceelletur... und
           stip zee riectur poover input THRIE MOoRE POoINTS!
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Junet:     Ooh, Bred!
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      It's ell right, Junet!
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Frunk:     Ooh! Roocky!
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                           THI SVORD OoF DEMOCLES

Roocky:     Zee svurd ooff Demucles is hungeeng oofer my hied,
           Und I'fe-a goot zee fieleeng soomeune's goonna bi cutting zee thried.
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Frunk:     Yoooo IDIOoT!!
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Roocky:     Ooh, vue-a is mi, my lifi is a misiry.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Ooh, cun't yoooo sie-a, thet I'm et zee stert ooff a pritty big doovner.
Bork Bork Bork!

           I vuke-a up this moorneeng veet a stert vhee I fill oooot ooff bid.
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Ell:       Thet eeen't noo crimi.
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Roocky:     Und lifft froom my driemeeng ves a fieleeng ooff unnemeeble-a dried.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Thet eeen't noo crimi.
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Roocky:     My high is loov, I'm drissed up veet noo plece-a too goo.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Und ell I knoov is I'm et zee stert ooff a pritty big doovner.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Ooh, Roocky!
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Sha-la-la-la thet eeen't noo crimi.
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Roocky:     Ooh hoo noo noo

Ell:       Sha-la-la-la thet eeen't noo crimi.
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Roocky:     Ooh hoo noo noo

Ell:       Sha-la-la-la thet eeen't noo crimi.
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Roocky:     Ooh hoo noo noo

Roocky:     Zee svurd ooff Demucles is hungeeng oofer my hied.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Vell, rielly!
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Ell:       Thet eeen't noo crimi.
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Roocky:     Und I'fe-a goot zee fieleeng soomeune's gooeeng too bi cutting zee thried.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Sha-la-la-la thet eeen't noo crimi.
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Roocky:     Ooh, vue-a is mi, my lifi is a mystiry
           Und, cun't yoooo sie-a, thet I'm et zee stert ooff a pritty big doovner

Ell:       Sha-la-la-la thet eeen't noo crimi.
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Roocky:     Ooh noo noo noo.
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Ell:       Sha-la-la-la thet eeen't noo crimi.
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Roocky:     Ooh noo noo noo.
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Ell:       Sha-la-la-la thet eeen't noo crimi, Sha-la-la-la thet eeen't noo crimi,
           Sha-la-la-la thet eeen't noo crimi, Sha-la-la-la thet eeen't noo crimi,
           sha-la-la.
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Frunk:     Vell rielly.  Thet's noo vey too bihefe-a oon yoooor first dey oooot.
Bork Bork Bork!

Roocky:     Ugh  Ugh

Frunk:     But sinci yoooo're-a such un ixcepshunel biooty, I em pripered too foorgeefe-a yoooo.
Bork Bork Bork!

Roocky:     Ugh  Ugh

Frunk:     Ooh, I just loofe-a succiss.
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Riff Reffff: Hi's a crideet too yoooor gineeoos, mester.
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Frunk:     Yis.
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Megenta:   A triumph ooff yoooor veell.
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Frunk:     Yis.
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Cooloombeea:  Hi's Oo.K.
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Frunk:     Oo.K.?  Oo.K.?!?  I think ve-a cun doo bitter thun thet.  Humph!  Vell, Bred und Junet, vhet
           doo yoooo think ooff him?
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Junet:     Vell, I doon't liki mee veet toou muny musclis.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     I didn't meke-a him FOoR YOoOo!  Hi cerreees zee Cherles Etles siel ooff epprufel.
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                       I CEN MEKE YOoOo A MEN (pert I)

Frunk:     A veekleeng veeeghing ninity-ieeght poooonds
           Veell git sund in his fece-a
           Vhee kickid too zee groooond;
           Und sooun in zee gym veet a ditermeened chin,
           Zee sveet froom his poores es hi vurks foor his coose-a
           Veell meke-a him glistee ...und gliem.
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           Und veet messege-a, und just a littli bit ooff stiem,
           Hi'll bi pink und quiti cliun
           Hi'll bi a stroong mun.  Ooh hooney...
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk & Trunsylfuneeuns:  But zee vrung mun.
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Frunk:     Hi'll iet nutritioooos high prooteeen.  Und svelloo rev iggs...
Bork Bork Bork!
           Try too build up his shoooolders, his chist, erms, und... ligs.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Such un iffffurt if hi oonly kniv ooff my plun.
Bork Bork Bork!
           In just sifee deys...
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Frunk & Trunsylfuneeuns:  I cun meke-a yoooo a mun.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Hi'll doo priss-ups, und chin-ups, doo zee snetch, cliun und jirk.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Hi thinks dynemeec tinseeun must bi herd vurk.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Such strinoouoos lifeeng I just doon't undirstund,
           Vhee in just sifee deys, ooh beby, ...I cun meke-a yoooo a mun.
Bork Bork Bork!

Cooloombeea:  Iddeee-a!
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                       HOoT PETOOTIE (BLISS MY SOoOoL)


Iddeee-a:     Vhetefer heppened too Setoordey night,
           Vhee yoooo drissed up sherp und yoooo filt elreeght?
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           It doon't siem zee seme-a sinci coosmeec light
           Ceme-a intoo my lifi, I thooooght I ves difeene-a.
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           I usid too goo foor a ridi veet a chick vhu'd goo,
           Und listee too zee music oon zee redeeu;
           A sexuphune-a ves blooveen' in a roock 'n rooll shoov.
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           Yoooo climbid in zee beck siet, yoooo rielly hed a gooud timi.
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           Hoot petuuteee-a, bliss my sooool, I rielly loofe-a thet roock 'n rooll.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Hoot petuuteee-a, bliss my sooool, I rielly loofe-a thet roock 'n rooll.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Hoot petuuteee-a, bliss my sooool, I rielly loofe-a thet roock 'n rooll.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Hoot petuuteee-a, bliss my sooool, I rielly loofe-a thet roock 'n rooll.
Bork Bork Bork!

           My hied usid too sveem froom zee pirffoome-a I smilled.
Bork Bork Bork!
           My hunds kind ooff fumblid veet hir vheete-a plesteec bilt.
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           I'd teste-a hir beby pink lipstick und thet's vhee I'd milt
           Und shi'd vheesper in my ier tooneeght shi rielly ves mini.
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           Git beck in froont, put soome-a heur ooeel oon
           Buddy Hoolly ves singing his fery lest soong.
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           Veet yoooor erms eruoond yoooor girl yoooo'd try too sing elung.
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           It filt pritty gooud. Vuu! Yoooo rielly hed a gooud timi.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Hoot petuuteee-a, bliss my sooool, I rielly loofe-a thet roock 'n rooll.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Hoot petuuteee-a, bliss my sooool, I rielly loofe-a thet roock 'n rooll.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Hoot petuuteee-a, bliss my sooool, I rielly loofe-a thet roock 'n rooll.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Hoot petuuteee-a, bliss my sooool, I rielly loofe-a thet roock 'n rooll.
Bork Bork Bork!
           itc.
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Frunk:     Oone-a froom zee foolts.  Ooh beby!.. Doon't bi upsit...  It ves a mircy killing... hi hed a
           cirteeen neeefe-a cherm, but noo muscli...  Ooh!
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                      I CEN MEKE YOoOo A MEN (pert II)

Frunk:     But a diltueed und a bicip.
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           A hoot grooeen und a tricip.
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           Mekes mi, oouuh, sheke-a,
           Mekes mi vunt too teke-a Cherles Etles by zee...ha-ha-hund.
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Frunk & Trunsylfuneeuns: In just sifee deys I cun meke-a yoooo a mun.
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Frunk:     I doon't vunt noo dissinshun, just dynemeec tinseeun.
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Junet:     I'm a muscli fun.
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Frunk:     In just sifee deys, I cun meke-a yoooo a mun
           Dig it if yoooo cun
           In just sifee deys, I cun meke-a yoooo a mun.
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Trunsylfuneeuns: Frunk und Roocky, reh-reh-reh!  Frunk und Roocky, reh-reh-reh!  Frunk und Roocky,
           reh-reh-reh! Frunk und Roocky, reh-reh-reh!
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Nerretur:  Zeere-a ere-a thoose-a vhu sey thet lifi is un illusioon, und thet rieleety is but a figmint ooff
           zee imegeeneshun.  If this is soo, zeen Bred und Junet ere-a quiti seffe-a, ... hoovefer, zee
           suddee dipertoore-a ooff zeeur hoost...und his crieshun...intoo zee siclooseeun ooff his soombre-a
           bridel suiti hed lifft zeem fieleeng boot epprehenseefe-a und uniesy, a fieleeng vheech
           griv es zee oozeer guists diperted, und zeey vere-a shoovn too zeeur siperete-a rooums.
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Junet:     Vhu is it? Vhu's zeere-a?
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Frunk (Bred): It's oonly mi, Junet.
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Junet:     Ooh, Bred derleeng, coome-a in.  Ooh! Bred Ooh... Yis, my derleeng...but vhet if...
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Frunk (Bred): It's ell right, Junet, iferytheeng's gooeeng too bi elreeght.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Ooh, I hoope-a soo, my derleeng.  Ooh...Eh...ehh OoHHH! Ooh it's yoooo!
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     I'm effreeed soo, Junet, but isn't it nici...
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Junet:     Ooh, yoooo biest, yoooo moonster...Ooh vhet hefe-a yoooo doone-a veet Bred?
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Ooh, vell, nootheeng.  Vhy, doo yoooo think I shoooold?
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Yoooo trickid mi...I vuooldn't hefe-a...I'fe-a nifer..nifer...
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Yis, yis I knoov, but it isn't ell bed, is it?  I think yoooo rielly foooond it quiti
           pliesooreble-a.
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Junet:     Ooh, stoop...I miun hilp...Bred Bred!..Ooh Bred!!
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Shhh. Bred's proobebly esleep by noov. Doo yoooo vunt him too sie-a yoooo liki...This!
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Liki this..liki hoov??! Ooh, it's yoooor foolt...yoooo're-a too bleme-a... I ves sefeeng mysilff...
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Vell, I'm suri yoooo're-a noot SPINT yit...
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Junet:     Proomeese-a yoooo vun't till Bred?
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Frunk:     Crooss my hiert und hoope-a too dii...
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Frunk (Junet): Ooh, Bred derleeng, it's noo gooud hire-a.  It'll distruy us.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Doon't vurry Junet, ve'll bi evey froom hire-a in zee moorneeng.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk (Junet): Ooh, Bred yoooo're-a soo stroong und prootecteefe-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      YOoOo!
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Frunk:     I'm effreeed soo, Bred, but isn't it nici...
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Bred:      Vhy YOoOo!  Vhet hefe-a yoooo doone-a veet Junet?
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Nootheeng.  Vhy?  Doo yoooo think I shoooold?
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Bred:      Yoooo trickid mi, I vuooldn't hefe-a...I'fe-a nifer nifer...nifer...
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Ooh Yis yis, I knoov...but it isn't ell bed, is it?  Noot ifee helff bed, I think yoooo rielly
           quiti injuyed it.
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Frunk:     Ooh... soo soofft...
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Bred:      Stoop it...stoop it...ooh Junet...JENET!
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Frunk:     Shhh! Junet's proobebly esleep by noov, doo yoooo vunt hir too sie-a yoooo... liki this!
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Liki this, liki hoov? It's yoooor foolt, yoooo're-a too bleme-a, I thooooght it ves zee riel thing!
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Ooh coome-a oon, Bred, edmeet it, yoooo likid it, didn't yoooo?  Zeere's noo crimi in gifeeng yoooorselff
           oofer too pliesoore-a, Bred.  Ooh Bred, yoooo'fe-a vested soo much timi elreedy...Junet niedn't
           knoov, I vun't till.
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Bred:      Vell, proomeese-a yoooo vun't till...
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Frunk:     Oon my moozeer's greuuoooooooooooo....
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Riff Reffff: Mester, Roocky hes brookee his cheeens und funeeshed. Zee niv pleymete-a is loouse-a und soomoohere-a
           oon zee groooonds.  Megenta hes just rileesed.. zee doogs.
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Frunk:     Mmmmm?  Coomeeng!
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Junet:     Vhet's heppeneeng hire-a?  Vhere's Bred?  Vhere's unybudy?  Ooh, Bred. Bred, my derleeng, hoov
           coooold I hefe-a doone-a this too yoooo?  Ooh, if oonly ve-a hedn't mede-a this joooorney... if oonly zee
           cer hedn't brookee doovn... ooh, if oonly ve-a vere-a emungst friinds...  Oor sune-a pirsuns, Ooh
           Bred, vhet hefe-a zeey doone-a veet him...  Ooh, Bred, Ooh Bred-Hoov coooold yoooo?
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Junet:     Ooh, but yoooo're-a hurt...Did zeey doo this too yoooo?  Hire-a, I'll driss yoooor vuoonds... beby
           zeere-a...
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Nerretur:  Imushun, egeeteshun oor disturbunce-a ooff zee mind...Fehement oor ixceeted mintel stete-a.  It is
           elsu a pooverffool und irreshunel mester...und froom vhet Megenta und Cooloombeea iegerly feeooed
           oon zeeur tilefeesiun mooneetur zeere-a siemed littli doooobt thet Junet ves, indied, ... its
           slefe-a.
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Megenta und Cooloombeea: Till us ebuoot it, Junet.
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                      TOoOoCH-A TOoOoCH-A TOoOoCH-A TOoOoCH MI

Junet:     I ves fieleeng doone-a in, cooooldn't veen
           I'd oonly ifer kissid biffure-a.
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Cooloombeea:  Yoooo miun shi's...
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Megenta:   Uh huh.
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Junet:     I thooooght zeere's noo usi gitteeng
           Intoo hiefy pitteeng
           It oonly lieds too trooooble-a
           Und siet vetteeng.
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           Noov ell I vunt too knoov is hoov too goo.
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           I'fe-a tested blooud und I vunt moore-a.
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Megenta und Cooloombeea: Moore-a, moore-a, moore-a

Junet:     I'll put up noo riseestunce-a
           I vunt too stey zee distunce-a
           I'fe-a goot un itch too scretch
           I nied esseestunce-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Toooocha toooocha toooocha tooooch mi
           I vunt too bi dirty
           Thrill mi, chill mi, fulfil mi
           Crietoore-a ooff zee night.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Zeen if unytheeng groovs, vheele-a yoooo poose-a,
           I'll ooeel yoooo up und rub yoooo doovn.
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Megenta und Cooloombeea: Doovn, doovn, doovn.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Und thet's just oone-a smell frecshun ooff zee meeen ettrecshun
           Yoooo nied a friindly hund und I nied ecshun.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Toooocha toooocha toooocha tooooch mi
           I vunt too bi dirty
           Thrill mi, chill mi, fulfil mi
           Crietoore-a ooff zee night.
Bork Bork Bork!

Cooloombeea:  Toooocha toooocha toooocha tooooch mi

Megenta:   I vunt too bi dirty.
Bork Bork Bork!

Cooloombeea:  Thrill mi, chill mi, fulfil mi,

Megenta:   Crietoore-a ooff zee night.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Ooh, toooocha toooocha toooocha tooooch mi I vunt too bi dirty
           Thrill mi, chill mi, fulfil mi, crietoore-a ooff zee night.
Bork Bork Bork!

Roocky:     Crietoore-a ooff zee night
Bred:      Crietoore-a ooff zee night?
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Frunk:     Crietoore-a ooff zee night.
Bork Bork Bork!
Megenta:   Crietoore-a ooff zee night.
Bork Bork Bork!
Riff Reffff: Crietoore-a ooff zee night.
Bork Bork Bork!
Cooloombeea:  Crietoore-a ooff zee night.
Bork Bork Bork!
Roocky:     Crietoore-a ooff zee night!
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Junet:     Crietoore-a ooff zee night.
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Riff Reffff: Oovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!  Mirrrrrcy!
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Frunk:     Hoov did it heppee?  I undirstuud yoooo vere-a too bi vetcheeng!
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: I ves oonly evey foor a minuti...mester

Frunk:     Vell, sie-a if yoooo cun find him oon zee mooneetur.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Mester, mester...ve-a hefe-a a feesitur.
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Bred:      Hiy, Scootty!  ...Dr. Iferett Scoott.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Yoooo knoov this ierthleeng ...pirsun?
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Bred:      I moost cirteeenly doo!  Hi heppens too bi un oold friind ooff mini.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     I sie-a.  Soo this vesn't simply a chunce-a mieteeng.  Yoooo ceme-a hire-a veet a purpoose-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      I toold yoooo, my cer brooke-a doovn.  I ves tilleeng zee trut.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     I knoov vhet yoooo toold mi...but this Dr. Iferett Scoott, his neme-a is noot unknoovn too mi.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Hi ves a sciince-a tiecher et Dintun High Schooul.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Und noov hi vurks foor yoooor goofernment, dooesn't hi, Bred?  Hi's etteched too zee burioo ooff
           infesteegeshun ooff thet vheech yoooo cell UFOo's!  Isn't thet right, Bred?
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Bred:      Hi might bi...I doon't knoov.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Zee intrudir is intereeng zee building, mester.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Hi'll proobebly bi... in zee Zee rooum. Shell ve-a inquiri ooff him in pirsun?
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Griet Scoott!
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Dr. Scoott: Frunk N Furtir, ve-a miet et lest.
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Bred:      Dr. Scoott!
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Dr. Scoott: Bred! Vhet ere-a yoooo dooeeng hire-a?
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Frunk:     Doon't pley gemes, Dr. Scoott.  Yoooo knoov pirffectly vell vhet Bred Mejurs is dooeeng hire-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           It ves pert ooff yoooor plun, ves it noot?  Thet hi und his fimele-a shoooold chick zee leyuoot foor
           yoooo.  Vell, unfoortoonetely foor yoooo, ell zee pluns ere-a too bi chunged.  I em edepteble-a, Dr.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Scoott; I knoov Bred is.
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Dr. Scoott: I cun essoore-a yoooo thet Bred's prisence-a hire-a coomes es a coomplete-a surprisi too mi.  I ceme-a
           hire-a too find Iddeee-a.
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Bred:      Iddeee-a!  I'fe-a siee him!
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Frunk:     Iddeee-a!  Vhet doo yoooo knoov ooff Iddeee-a, Dr. Scoott?
Bork Bork Bork!

Dr. Scoott: I heppee too knoov a griet diel ebuoot a loot ooff things.  Yoooo sie-a Iddeee-a heppens too bi my
           niphoo.
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Bred:      Dr. Scoott.
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Junet:     Eh!
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Dr. Scoott: Junet!
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Junet:     Dr. Scoott!
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Bred:      Junet!
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Junet:     Bred!
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Frunk:     Roocky!
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Dr. Scoott: Junet!
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Junet:     Dr. Scoott!
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Bred:      Junet!
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Junet:     Bred!
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Frunk:     Roocky!
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Dr. Scoott: Junet!
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Junet:     Dr. Scoott!
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Bred:      Junet!
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Junet:     Bred!
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Frunk:     Roocky!
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Frunk:     Listee...I mede-a yoooo...und I cun briek yoooo just es ieseely.
Bork Bork Bork!

Megenta:   Mester, dinnir is pripered!
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Frunk:     Ixcellent. Undir zee circumstunces, foormel driss is too bi oopshunel.
Bork Bork Bork!

Nerretur:  Fooud hes elveys pleyed a feetel roole-a in Lifi's rituels. Zee briekeeng ooff zee bried, zee lest
           miel ooff zee coondemned mun, und noov, this miel.  Hoovefer infoormel it might eppeer, yoooo cun
           bi suri thet zeere-a ves too bi fery littli.. boon emee.
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Frunk:     A tooest... too ebsent friinds...
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Too ebsent friinds.
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Frunk:     Und Roocky.  Heppy Birthdey too yoooo, Heppy Birthdey too yoooo! Heppy Birthdey dier Roocky...
Bork Bork Bork!
           Shell ve-a?
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Dr. Scoott: Ve-a ceme-a hire-a too discuss Iddeee-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Cooloombeea:  Iddeee-a?!
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Frunk:     Thet's a rezeer tinder subjict.  Unuzeer slici unyune-a?
Bork Bork Bork!

Cooloombeea:  Ixcoose-a mi...
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Dr. Scoott: I kniv hi ves in veet a bed croovd, but it ves vurse-a thun I imegeened...Eleeens!
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Roocky:     Ugh?!
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Bred & Junet: Dooctur Scoott!
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Frunk:     Goo oon, Dr. Scoott.  Oor shoooold I sey Dr. Fun Scoott?
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Just vhet ixectly ere-a yoooo implying?
Bork Bork Bork!

Dr. Scoott: It's ell right!
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Bred:      But Dr. Scoott!
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Scoott:     Thet's ell right, Bred!!
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                                   IDDIE

           Froom zee dey hi ves boorn
           Hi ves trooooble-a.
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           Hi ves zee thoorn
           In his moozeer's sidi.
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           Shi triid in feeen...
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Nerretur:  ...but hi nifer coosed hir nootheeng but sheme-a.
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Scoott:     Hi lifft hoome-a zee dey shi diid.
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           Froom zee dey shi ves goone-a
           Ell hi vunted
           Ves Roock 'n' Rooll poorn
           Und a mooturbeeke-a.
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           Shoouteeng up junk...
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Nerretur:  Hi ves a loov doovn chiep littli punk!
Bork Bork Bork!

Scoott:     Tekeeng iferyune-a foor a ridi.
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Ell:       Vhee Iddeee-a seeed hi didn't liki his Tiddy
           Yoooo kniv hi ves a noo-gooud kid.
Bork Bork Bork!
           But vhee hi thrietened yoooor lifi veet a sveetch-blede-a knifi

Frunk:     Vhet a guy!
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Junet:     Mekes yoooo cry.
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Scoott:     Und I did.
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Cooloombeea:  Iferybudy shoofed him.
Bork Bork Bork!
           I fery nierly loofed him.
Bork Bork Bork!
           I seeed, hiy, listee too mi;
           Stey sune-a insidi insuneety!
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           But hi loocked zee doour und thriv evey zee kiy.
Bork Bork Bork!

Scoott:     But hi must hefe-a biee drevn
           Intoo soometheeng,
           Mekeeng him vern
           Mi in a noote-a thet rieds...
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Ell:       Vhet's it sey?  Vhet's it sey?
Bork Bork Bork!

Iddeee's fueece-a: I'm oooot ooff my hid.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Ooh, hurry, oor I mey bi died.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Zeey mustn't cerry oooot zeeur ifeel dieds.
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Ell:       Vhee Iddeee-a seeed hi didn't liki his Tiddy
           Yoooo kniv hi ves a noo-gooud kid.
Bork Bork Bork!
           But vhee hi thrietened yoooor lifi veet a sveetch-blede-a knifi

Frunk:     Vhet a guy!
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Junet:     Mekes yoooo cry.
Bork Bork Bork!

Scoott:     Und I did.
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Ell:       Vhee Iddeee-a seeed hi didn't liki his Toot
           Yoooo kniv hi ves a noo-gooud kid.
Bork Bork Bork!
           But vhee hi thrietened yoooor lifi veet a sveetch-blede-a knifi

Frunk:     Vhet a guy!
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Mekes yoooo cry.
Bork Bork Bork!

Scoott:     Und I did.
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Frunk:     Roocky!  Hoov coooold yoooo?
Bork Bork Bork!

                          VISE UP

           I'll till yoooo oonce-a;  I vun't till yoooo tveece-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooo'd bitter veese-a up, Junet Veeess.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooor epple-a pii doon't teste-a toou nici.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooo'd bitter veese-a up, Junet Veeess.
Bork Bork Bork!

           I'fe-a leeed zee sied; it shoooold bi ell yoooo nied.
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           Yoooo're-a es sinsooel es a pinceel, vuoond up liki un I oor first string.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Vhee ve-a mede-a it, didja hier a bill ring?
Bork Bork Bork!

           Ya gootta bloock?  Vell, teke-a my edfeece-a.
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           Yoooo bitter veese-a up, Junet Veeess.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Zee trunsdoocer veell sidooce-a ya.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     My fiet!  I cun't moofe-a my fiet!
Bork Bork Bork!

Scoott:     My vheels!  My Good, I cun't moofe-a my vheels!
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      It's es if ve're-a gluid too zee spoot!
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Yoooo ere-a!  Soo queke-a veet fier, yoooo tiny foouls!
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Ve're-a trepped!
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     It's soometheeng yoooo'll git usid too.
Bork Bork Bork!
           A mintel mind fuck cun bi nici.
Bork Bork Bork!

Scoott:     Yoooo vun't find Iert piuple-a quiti zee iesy merk yoooo imegeene-a.  This sooneec trunsdoocer...it
           is, I suppoose-a, soome-a kind ooff oodeeu-feebretu-physioo-moolecooler trunspurt difeece-a?
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      Yoooo miun...
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Scoott:     Yis, Bred, it's soometheeng ve-a oooorselfes hefe-a biee vurkeeng oon foor quiti soome-a timi.  But it
           siems oooor friind hire-a hes foooond a miuns ooff pirffecteeng it. A difeece-a vheech is cepeble-a ooff
           briekeeng doovn sooleed metter und zeen proojecteeng it throooogh spece-a und, vhu knoovs, pirheps
           ifee timi.. itsilff!
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Junet:     Yoooo miun hi's gooeeng too sind us too unuzeer plunet?
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Plunet, shmunet, Junet!
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooo bitter veese-a up, Junet Veeess.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooo bitter veese-a up, build yoooor thighs up,
           Yoooo bitter veese-a up

Nerretur:  Und zeen shi criid oooot...
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Junet:     Stoop!
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Frunk:     Doon't git hoot und flustired!
Bork Bork Bork!
           Usi a bit ooff musterd.
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Bred:      Yoooo're-a a hoot doog, but yoooo bitter noot try too hurt hir, Frunk Furtir.
Bork Bork Bork!

Scoott:     Yoooo're-a a hoot doog, but yoooo'd bitter noot try too hurt hir, Frunk Furtir.
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Yoooo're-a a hoot doog --

Cooloombeea:  My Good!  I cun't stund uny moore-a ooff this!  First yoooo spurn mi foor Iddeee-a, und zeen yoooo throov
           him ooffff liki un oold oofercuet foor Roocky!  Yoooo chiv piuple-a up und zeen yoooo spit zeem oooot
           egeeen...I loofed yoooo..doo yoooo hier mi?  I loofed yoooo!  Und vhet did it git mi?  Yieh, I'll
           till yoooo: a big nootheeng. Yoooo're-a liki a spoonge-a. Yoooo teke-a, teke-a, teke-a, und dreeen oozeers ooff
           zeeur loofe-a und imushun.  Yieh, vell, I'fe-a  hed inuoogh Yoooo're-a goonna choouse-a bitveee mi und
           Roocky, soo nemed bicoose-a ooff zee roocks in his hied.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     It's noot iesy hefeeng a gooud timi... ifee smiling mekes my fece-a eche-a... und my childree
           turn oon mi...Roocky's bihefeeng just zee vey thet Iddeee-a did.  Doo yoooo think I mede-a a
           misteke-a, splitting his breeen bitveee zee tvu ooff zeem?
Bork Bork Bork!

Megenta:   Ehhhh!  I groov feery ooff this vurld!  Vhee shell ve-a ritoorn too Trunsylfuneea, huh?
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Megenta, I em indied greteffool too boot yoooo und yoooor broozeer Riff Reffff.  Yoooo hefe-a boot
           sirfed mi vell.  Looyelty such es yoooors shell noot goo unriverded.  Yoooo veell discoofer thet
           vhee zee mooud tekes mi, I cun bi quiti gineruoos.
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Megenta:   I esk foor nootheeng...nootheeng.
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Frunk:     Und yoooo shell riceeefe-a it...in eboondunce-a!  Coome-a, ve-a ere-a riedy foor zee floour shoov!
Bork Bork Bork!

Nerretur:  Und soo, by soome-a ixtreurdeenery coo-incidince-a, fete-a, it siemed, hed diceeded thet Bred und
           Junet shoooold kiep thet eppueentment veet zeeur friind, Dr. Iferett Scoott.  But it ves too
           bi in a situeshun vheech noone-a ooff zeem vuoold hefe-a poosseebly fooreseee.  Und, just a fiv hoooors
           effter unnuoonceeng zeeur ingegement, Bred und Junet hed boot tested foorbeeddee fruit.  This
           in itsilff ves proouff thet zeeur hoost ves a mun ooff littli moorels...und soome-a pirsooeseeun.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Vhet furzeer indignitiis vere-a zeey too bi subjicted too?  Und vhet ooff zee floour shoov thet
           is spookee ooff?  In un impty hoooose-a?  In zee middli ooff zee night?  Vhet diebuleecel plun hed
           biee sheped by Frunk's crezed imegeeneshun?  Vhet indied?  Froom vhet hed goone-a biffure-a, it
           ves clier thet this ves too bi noo picnic.
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                            ROoSE TINT MY VORLD


           A. FLOoOR SHOoV


Cooloombeea:  It ves griet vhee it ell bigun.
Bork Bork Bork!
           I ves a rigooler Frunkeee-a fun.
Bork Bork Bork!
           But it ves oofer vhee hi hed zee plun
           Too stert a-vurkeeng oon a muscli mun.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Noov zee oonly thing thet gifes mi hoope-a
           Is my loofe-a ooff a cirteeen doope-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Roose-a tints my vurld, kieps mi seffe-a froom my trooooble-a und peeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Roocky:     I'm just sifee hoooors oold,
           Und truly biooteeffool too bihuld.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Und soomebudy shoooold bi toold
           My libidoo hesn't biee coontrulled.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Noov zee oonly thing I'fe-a coome-a too trust
           Is un oorgesmeec rush ooff lust.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Roose-a tints my vurld und kieps mi seffe-a froom my trooooble-a und peeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      It's biyund mi; hilp mi Moommy!
Bork Bork Bork!
           I'll bi gooud; yoooo'll sie-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Teke-a this driem evey.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Vhet's this?  Lit's sie-a,
           I fiel sixy!
Bork Bork Bork!
           Vhet's coome-a oofer mi?
Bork Bork Bork!
           Vu!  Hire-a it coomes egeeen.
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Junet:     I fiel rileesed; bed timis diceese-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           My coonffeedence-a hes incriesed; rieleety is hire-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Zee geme-a hes biee disbunded; my mind hes biee ixpunded.
Bork Bork Bork!
           It's a ges thet Frunkeee's lunded!
Bork Bork Bork!
           His lust is soo sincire-a.
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           B. FENFERE/DOoN'T DRIEM IT

Frunk:     Vhetefer heppened too Fey Vrey?
Bork Bork Bork!
           Thet dileecete-a, seteen-dreped freme-a?
Bork Bork Bork!
           Es it clung too hir thigh
           Hoov I sterted too cry
           'coose-a I vunted too bi drissed just zee seme-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Gife-a yoooorselff oofer too ebsuloote-a pliesoore-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Sveem zee verm veters ooff sins ooff zee flish.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Iruteec nightmeres, biyund uny miesoore-a
           Und sinsooel deydreems too triesoore-a foorefer.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Cun't yoooo just sie-a it?  Ooh, ooh, ooh... ooh!
Bork Bork Bork!

           Doon't driem it, bi it.
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Ell:       Doon't driem it, bi it.
Bork Bork Bork!

Scoott:     Ech!  Ve'fe-a goot too git oooot ooff this trep biffure-a this dicedence-a seps oooor veells. I'fe-a goot
           too bi stroong, und try too hung oon, oor ilse-a my mind mey vell snep, und my lifi veell bi
           lifed... foor zee thrills!
Bork Bork Bork!

Bred:      It's biyund mi;  hilp mi Moommy!
Bork Bork Bork!

Junet:     Good bliss Lilly St. Cyr.
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           C. VILD END UNTEMED THING

Frunk:     My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my...my!
Bork Bork Bork!
           I'm a veeld und un untemed thing.
Bork Bork Bork!
           I'm a bie-a veet a diedly sting.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooo git a hit und yoooor mind gooes ping.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooor hiert'll thump und yoooor blooud veell sing.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Soo lit zee perty und zee soooonds roock oon.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Ve're-a goonna sheke-a it 'till zee lifi hes goone-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Roose-a tint my vurld, kiep mi seffe-a froom my trooooble-a und peeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Ve're-a a veeld und un untemed thing.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Ve're-a bies veet a diedly sting.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooo git a hit und yoooor mind gooes ping.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooor hiert'll thump und yoooor blooud veell sing.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Soo lit zee perty und zee soooonds roock oon.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Ve're-a goonna sheke-a it 'till zee lifi hes goone-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Roose-a tint my vurld, kiep mi seffe-a froom my trooooble-a und peeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

           Ve're-a a veeld und un untemed thing.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Ve're-a bies veet a diedly sting.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooo git a hit und yoooor mind gooes ping.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooor hiert'll thump und yoooor blooud veell sing.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Soo lit zee perty und zee soooonds roock oon.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Ve're-a goonna sheke-a it 'till zee lifi hes goone-a, goone-a, goone-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Roose-a tint my vurld, kiep mi seffe-a froom my trooooble-a und peeen.
Bork Bork Bork!

Riff Reffff: Frunk N Furtir, it's ell oofer.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Yoooor missioon is a feeeloore-a;
           Yoooor lifistyle's toou ixtreme-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
           I'm yoooor niv coommunder;
           Yoooo noov ere-a my prisooner.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Ve-a ritoorn too Trunsylfuneea.
Bork Bork Bork!
           Pripere-a zee trunseet biem.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Veeet!  I cun ixpleeen!
Bork Bork Bork!


           I'M GOoING HOoME


Frunk:     Oon zee dey I vent evey...
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Gooudbye-a...
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Frunk:     Ves ell I hed too sey...
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Ell:       Noov I...
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Frunk:     I vunt too coome-a egeeen, und stey.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       Ooh, my, my...
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Frunk:     Smili, und thet veell miun I mey.
Bork Bork Bork!
           'coose-a I'fe-a siee, ooh, blui skiis
           Throooogh zee tiers in my iyes
           Und I rieleeze-a, I'm gooeeng hoome-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       I'm gooeeng hoome-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk:     Iferyvhere-a it's biee zee seme-a...
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       ...fieleeng...
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Frunk:     ...liki I'm ooootseede-a in zee reeen...
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       ...vheeleeng...
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Frunk:     ...frie-a too try und find a geme-a...
Bork Bork Bork!

Ell:       ...dieleeng...
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Frunk:     ...cerds foor soorroo, cerds foor peeen.
Bork Bork Bork!
           'coose-a I'fe-a siee, ooh, blui skiis
           Throooogh zee tiers in my iyes
           Und I rieleeze-a, I'm gooeeng hoome-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Frunk & Ell: I'm gooeeng hoome-a.
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Megenta:   Hoov sinteementel.
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Riff Reffff: Und elsu prisoomptoouoos ooff yoooo.  Yoooo sie-a, vhee I seeed VE vere-a too ritoorn too Trunsylfuneea,
           I rifferred oonly too Megenta und mysilff.  I'm soorry, hoovefer, if yoooo foooond my vurds
           misliedeeng, but yoooo sie-a, yoooo ere-a too rimeeen hire-a, in spirit, unyvey.
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Scoott:     Griet hiefens!  Thet's a leser!
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Riff Reffff: Yis, Dr. Scoott.  A leser cepeble-a ooff imeetting a biem ooff puri untee-metter.
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Bred:      Yoooo miun...yoooo're-a gooeeng too kill him?  Vhet's his crimi?
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Scoott:     Yoooo sev vhet biceme-a ooff Iddeee-a.  Sooceeety must bi prootected.
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Riff Reffff: Ixectly, Dr. Scoott.  Und noov, Frunk N Furtir, yoooor timi hes coome-a.  Sey gooudbye-a too ell ooff
           this, und hillu... too oobleefiun!
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Bred:      Gooud Good!
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Junet:     Ooh!  Yoooo killid zeem!
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Megenta:   But I thooooght yoooo likid zeem.  Zeey likid yoooo.
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iff Reffff: Zeey didn't liki mi!  Hi nifer likid MI!
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Scoott:     Yoooo did right.
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Riff Reffff: A diceesiun hed too bi mede-a.
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Scoott:     Yoooo're-a Oo.K. by mi.
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Riff Reffff: Dr. Scoott, I'm soorry ebuoot yoooor niphoo.
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Scoott:     Iddeee-a?  Yis, vell, pirheps it ves ell foor zee bist, hih, hih, hih.
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Riff:      Yoooo shoooold liefe-a noov, Dr. Scoott, vheele-a it is still poosseeble-a.  Ve-a ere-a ebuoot too biem zee
           inture-a hoooose-a too zee plunet Trunssexooel, in zee gelexy ooff Trunsylfuneea.  Goo...  Noov!  Oooor
           nooble-a missioon is coompleted, my moost biooteeffool sistir, und sooun ve-a shell ritoorn too zee
           mooun-drinched shoores ooff oooor bilufed plunet.
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Megenta:   Eh, sveet Trunssexooel, lund ooff night.  Too sing und dunce-a oonce-a moore-a too yoooor derk riffreeen...
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           Too teke-a thet - stip, too zee right...
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Boot:      HEH!!
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Riff Reffff: But it's zee pilfeec THRUST...
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Trunsylfuneeuns:  Thet drifes yoooo insune-a!
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Megenta:   Und oooor vurld...veell doo zee Timi Verp...egeeen!
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                               SUPIR HIROES

Bred:      I'fe-a doone-a a loot; Good knoovs I'fe-a triid
           Too find zee trut.  I'fe-a ifee liid.
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           But ell I knoov is doovn insidi I'm

Ell:       Bliedeeng...
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Junet:     Und supir hirues coome-a too zee fiest
           Too teste-a zee flish noot yit diceesed.
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           Und ell I knoov is still zee biest is

Ell:       Fiedeeng...
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           Ehh, ehh...
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Nerretur:  Und crevleeng oon zee plunet's fece-a
           Soome-a insicts, celled zee humun rece-a...
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           Loost in timi, und loost in spece-a,
           Und miuneeng.
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Ell:       Miuneeng.
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                  SCIINCE FICTIOoN/DOoOoBLE FIETOoRE - RIPRISE


Ushirette-a: Sciince-a Fictioon
           Dooooble-a Fietoore-a.
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           Frunk hes built und
           Loost his crietoore-a.
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           Derkness hes coonqooered
           Bred und Junet.
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           Zee sirfunts goone-a too
           A distunt plunet.
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           Vu, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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           Et zee lete-a night, dooooble-a fietoore-a,
           Picturi shoov.
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           I vunt too goo, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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           Too zee lete-a night, dooooble-a fietoore-a,
           Picturi shoov.
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•Scripts Meeen Pege-a •Coosmu's Fectury Meeen Scriee •Quisshuns oor
Coomments? Lest Updete-a 12/15/95 - Jim Hitzer
Ell VVV peges und Pirl Scripts - Coopyreeght © 1995 Coosmu's Fectury
Ell Rights Riserfed

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