Penegrid

its only incest if we have babies...
make out because he didnt want to die a virgin.
cry, because he was pathetic.
Brad chokede on his mother's tongue and shoved her away. 
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"EWWW Mommy! Not in public! What's Wrong with you?!?! But thanks for 
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the compliment..... wait no!!" He said, distracted by the thought that his 
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mom was the best kisser he had ever kissed with.
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"What's wrong, honney bunny? baby want a huggg?" She teased him.
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Brad was shocked by this whole ordeal. 
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He said:: "ew. this is incest"
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"It's only incest if we have babies!!" replied his mother. "Anyway, it 
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doesn't matter."
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"Why?" questioned Brad.
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"Cause you adopted, bee otch!!"
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Brad gasped, suddenlyh realizing that if this woman wasn't his real 
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mother... and it was the most action he was ever going to get then,,,,,,
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Brad began to....
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