angrid

Oh crap.
Started making out with the dead body of Janet
started making out with brad and saying "I never noticed how sexy you are without your glasses, hun"
Janet lay motionless on the spear as everyone in the bar stared at the growing pool of blood. 
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"Oh crap." Said BRad, inching towards the door.
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Suddenly, Brad's mother comes into the bar.
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"Oh brad, darling what are you doing here? I thought you were somewhere else...." as she spotted Janet on the floor she screamed.
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"Mom I know about the affair!" Yelled brad over her screams.
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"You do? Then YOU killed her!!" she accused, pointing her half  finger at him (the other half was somewhere in the state of Alaska) and she...