Roger!<3

Brad's mom has got it goin' on!
Brad stops her and begs her for her love!!!
Brad trips her, and she lands on a spear that just happened to be there.
"WHAT?" Brad screamed, knocking over all of the empty bottles beside him.
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"Yes, i am hopelessly in love with her... we discovered our secret love for each other just the other day, when you had me over for brunch... your mom and I made out in the bathroom."
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Brad couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Omigod! So THATS what you were doing! I knew you weren't really constipated, you hadn't had any raisens or rice cakes all day..."
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Janet sighed. "i knew i had to lie to you... but you believe me, don't you? Well, me and your mother are going to massachusets, where out allternate lifestyle is accepted."
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Brad stared at her, in disbelief. 
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janet began to walk out the door and...