Angelus Horrorus

These strange feelings...
Will Magenta smack her to deth while clinging to Riff saying 'my preciousssss'
Or will Brad kill her first?
What were these feelings, Janet wondered as she suddenly felt a huge attraction to the hunchbacked man with the weird hair and shbby clothes. It felt like her heart, and certain other parts of her, were all tingly. Somehow, although he looked right out of a seventies parody of a sci fi horror movie he was still strangely attractive.
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"What's your name?" she asked, while recieving a slightly disapproving look from Brad.
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"Riff Raff," he said in that same deadly sexy voice... yummy... 
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She wanted to ask more things of him, but there was onequestion she felt was particularly pressing. 
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"Will you have sex with me right now?"